« I’ve died thirty-eight times already, so what’s once more? » Maki’s first acting gig was as Victim #3 in Freaks of Satan, where she played a hitchhiker stabbed to death by a psychotic trucker. A starlet was born that day. Maki appeared in thirty-seven more low-budget horror movies, dying in increasingly creative ways. When the zombie […]
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Nikki, la Dresseuse d’alligator
« Le Sud se dressera à nouveau un jour, mais je ne vais pas attendre que ça arrive ! » Nikki est une fille du Sud, élevée à la ferme à alligators familiale dans l’Alabama. Ses parents lui enseignèrent toutes les subtilités du métier d’éleveur d’alligators : le dépeçage, le tannage, la reproduction et, bien entendu, la […]
Dylan, la Bricoleuse
« Measure twice, cut once! » Dylan was working as the on-stage assistant for a popular home improvement show sponsored by a major power-tool company. Mainly on the set for eye-candy, she was, in fact, handier than both the star and his bearded assistant. When the zombie apocalypse hit, she was on stage, watching the star do […]
Bastian, le Lunatique Urbain
« The cats will inherit the Earth. » Bastian’s habit of singing and dancing in traffic made him a much-loved figure in his hometown. Closely acquainted with the local authorities, clad in white pants and a bright blue sweater, he was always willing to discuss the wonder of argyle socks, the healing properties of swallowed pennies, and […]
Doud, le Garçon d’Hôpital
« Hey Mr. Zombie, take these lead pills to ease your terminal pain! » Doud had a spectacular skateboard accident mere hours before the zombie invasion. He awoke in the turmoil, as infected people were turning into zombies and began to attack anyone in sight. His will to live, however, was stronger than the zombie tide. Doud […]
Tomiko, le Lapin Psychopathe
« Choppity-chop-chop! » Little is known of Tomiko’s life before the zombies came. There are whispers that she was an anime cosplayer, a video game fanatic, or even an employee at an amusement park. However, people are in total agreement that she is now crazy. Even zombies seem to avoid Tomiko when she walks down the middle […]
Benny, l’Animateur pour enfants
« And now, boys and girls, let’s give a big hand to Benny the Bear! » Needing beer money, Benny answered an ad from a company specializing in children’s parties. A star was born that day. A born thespian, Benny’s repertoire included a bear, a knight, a giant, a talking zebra, and a friendly commando. He was […]
Seth, le Mannequin pour sous-vêtements
Ce personnage semble inspiré de Liam Neeson dans Taken.
Oksana, la Cascadeuse
« Je me suis fait deux fractures et un traumatisme crânien sur cette cascade. C’était le pied ! » À six ans, Oksana sautait déjà sur un trampoline depuis son toit et, très tôt, elle entama sa carrière de cascadeuse. Son premier bras cassé se consolida rapidement et sa volonté fit de même. Les petits bobos qui […]
Jesse, le boucher
« La dinde est délicieuse. Et elle est en promo ! » Donnant de la viande et ses petits conseils maison à ses clients les plus fidèles, Jesse a travaillé pendant des années au comptoir boucherie du supermarché du coin, tout en gardant tous ses doigts, ce qui a suscité le respect absolu de ses collègues. Comme […]